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Umar blocking you is hilarious lol…don’t be ashamed of that lil pink thing. Personally I woulda still complained to Amazon and made them ship out the correct hue but you ok. The ancestors ain’t mad..

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I love you and your writing so bad. It don’t make no sense!

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Thank you 🥹🤎

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This piece needs to be framed and HUNG IN THE MF MET!

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I'm crying laughing this is such a good raw and vulnerable post lol 🤣🤣❤️❤️

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Yess! complicated language does not equal intellect; it's just a barrier and fuel for a superiority complex 🤌🏽 also, Dr. Umar haunting you after being blocked is wild 🤣😭 but you better get your money back for that pink peen they sent you!

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LMAOOOO I'm so weak. I don't think it counts sis, it wasn't even a whole body and some black men can have pink-ish peen.. you good! Thank you for the shoutout!

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Dr. Umar we ned answer!!!! Why you block da Queen?? Thank you for the shoutout sweetness <3.

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Hmmm

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"...in pure disgust at my actions." Well, I appreciate your honesty. Oh the humanity 🤔

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True

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WHITE PUSSY Brought Down da BLACK REVOLUTION is all Im sayin....Meanwile, I preshate Da MOST HONORABLE MENTION. I keep telling peeps dat You HER on dis Muthafuckin STACK. Yo INFOTAINMENT level is off da charts.... U lern me sumpen er time. And Im hear fo it. KEEP dat ENTHUSIASM going jes like U doing. Cuz THE INDUSTRY is bout to cum CALLING to SIGN You.

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Pasty? 🤔 hmm...no...but okay. I prefer black women by far but I'm not pasty like white paste like a ghost. I do have a dick though and it transforms fairly easily. But never into sticky white paste. Something more substantial depending on...

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😂😂😂😂 but 🧐. I feel like the ancestors won’t be too upset since you chose the responsible option rather than calling a f*ck n*gga.

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